…morning.  (With apologies and gratitude to Judith Viorst)

“I went to sleep with wet hair in a ponytail and now my hair looks insane and when I woke up I realized I hadn’t set the alarm properly again and my husband dropped in and interrupted me right at a critical writing scene and making breakfast by mistake I dropped the Greek yogurt on the floor and I knew it was going to be a terrible horrible no good very bad day.”

I think I’ll move to Australia.